http://www.weaponsofcashdestruction.com/credit/n10.html Ahhh....consumer credit counseling is out there. It's out there and consumer credit counseling is coming for you! For your credit!! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Ahhh....The Countdown has begun!!! Yeeooww! There's weapons out there, I tell you. Weapons of CASH DESTRUCTION! I done seen 'em myself! They're out there as we speak and I'm making it my crusade to discover and fight them. Fight 'em with force... Fight 'em with pride... Fight 'em with consumer credit counseling! I done lived in the woods of Michigan for at least 8 years now, and every time I emerge from my lair, I see 'em again. They're everywhere, I say, everywhere!!!!! Cars, boats, air-o-planes, that darn television, something they call the "internet," whatever that is, they're all out there and they're going to ruin your credit !! Ahhhh.... Get me the pope, get me the president!! I must warn him of this impending financial doom that we will all face if we do not fight the good fight. If we do not get out of debt with consumer credit counseling!!! Ahhh.... I'm not mad, I'm just a little on edge. I don't normally leave the woods, but I had to let everybody know! Our planet is facing financial catastrophe and the only way out is through a consumer credit counseling service! Get me the Pentagon, the Prime Minister of Russia, the Czar of the Ukraine, and a couple cups of coffee, on the double!! On the triple!!! We've got to save our credit before it's too late!! Yeeooww! The credit counseling agency revolution has begun! Tick...tick...tick... Yeeooww! Do you hear them? The weapons of cash destruction? They're like a time bomb, slowly ticking away, just waiting to destroy all of our credit records into a million little pieces! I ain't about to let that happen here, no way, no how! Get me consumer credit counseling now! We're gonna tell the whole world about the dangers of weapons of cash destruction. Dvd's, dvd players, luxury yachts, robo-vacuums, the home shopping network....Yeoooww! They're coming for us, and it ain't no myth. If we don't get y'all some consumer credit counseling, who knows what will happen?? We might just be done for. Our economy will collapse and we'll be forced to form our very own island society with no rules or regulations! It will be complete chaos and I will be our leader! Yeeooww! We've got to get everyone enrolled into a credit counseling program before the weapons of cash destruction overtake us all. They're not in my head, they're not make believe, they're 100% real and 900% dangerous. Ahhhh..... Consumer Credit Counseling You said it, mister. I said it, mister. Or sister. Tongue twister. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. It must be those crazy weapons of cash destruction!! Fight 'em I say. Don't waver. Get consumer credit counseling today and live to see tomorrow! Live to see a financially secure existence in which you and consumer credit counseling services live side by side in a state of perpetual harmony!! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.weaponsofcashdestruction.com/credit/n12.html Consumer credit counseling services are like hidden cells of destructive zealots. Covens if you will, real wise-guy brothers providing consumer credit counseling services for your Cash Destruction. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.weaponsofcashdestruction.com/credit/n11.html Consumer credit counseling service is available to any individual in debt. It is our right, it is our opportunity - consumer credit counseling service is our last line of defense. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0