Consumer Credit Counseling Service

Consumer credit counseling service is available to any individual in debt. It is our right, it is our opportunity - consumer credit counseling service is our last line of defense.

Consumer Credit Counseling Service - A Message From Our Glorious Leader

My fellow indebted Americans...

Intelligence has conclusively shown, all reports verify our stance - the enemy does have Weapons of Cash Destruction. Our enemy is intent on using these weapons to ruin our credit, create greater personal debts, and take away our essential freedoms of overindulgence and excessive spending. These are trying times people, we've got to gather together and fight these weapons as a team, with a common goal, with the strength and virility of a young nation.

The creation of a secret consumer credit counseling services

In the steps to fight this impending disaster I've created a consumer credit counseling service and have chosen thee capable and tenacious Darryl Cove to be its head, its leader in these trying times. Mr. Cove comes to the position with decades of credit counseling experience, he knows thee Weapons of Cash Destruction better than anyone else on the planet. He's my guy, he will head the new consumer credit counseling service and he will lead our country to victory. Mr. Cove...

Applause, a wheeled geriatric glides to the microphone

Thanks you Mr. President for that fine introduction. Fine. My fellow indebted Americans, we are under threat of these Weapons of Cash Destruction and I plan on using this newly formed consumer credit counseling service to fight them wherever, however, and whenever they rear their ugly heads. We know what they look like:

high interest debts with shortened terms
multiple obligations to multiple lenders
continued spending beyond personal income and abilities
overexertion
foolish spending.

The consumer credit counseling service will work with the individual to come up with a plan to protect ourselves against these Weapons, will put out a manageable budget and will negotiate the terms of your financial demands. I repeat, we will negotiate with your creditors because only through negotiation will you gain the lower rates and consolidations to make repayment easier. Indeed, these are trying times, but through our consumer credit counseling we hope the times will pass by with all of us standing in that far distant meadow, with our debts, our expenses, a far distant memory.

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Glory be the day when our magnanimous consumer credit counseling service reigns supreme over these Weapons of Mass Destruction! Glory be they who stand up against our tormentors and yell, " No more! I've had enough!" I envision a future with not one but hundreds of consumer credit counseling services, each one controlling your spending habits and keeping your personal finances feeling great! And that future is now! I've surpassed death and have seen the fruits of my lifelong labor. Succulent debt, victorious credit counseling! Hark! The Consumer Credit Counseling Service hath cometh!