Credit Counseling Agency

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Credit Counseling Agency

Far in the hills of lower Nevada sits a small credit counseling agency. It is in the middle of nowhere. Look at it and you will see customers getting help with their credit. Look REALLY closely, however, and you will find a SECRET MILITARY OUTPOST. They're hiding things, I tell ya, hiding things! They've got secrets! They're hiding things and they don't want to tell you what! It's a big scam and it has to be stopped! Call your local credit counseling agency. Call the pentagon! Call your uncle Milton! You have simply GOT to stop the outlaws. They're going to take over this land of ours, and by the time we try to stop them, it will be too late! Not all the crazies live in the desert, just some of them! Ay Caramba!

Run for the hills! Hill for the runs! Oh my goodness, we're all going mad! It's an alien invasion! It's a killer quadratic equation!

Get help from a credit counseling agency. It might be your only hope. It might be your only rope! It might be your only pope! Can you imagine that? You had better hold on to your hat! Now what do you have to say about that? Doctor, get me 200 CC's of credit counseling, STAT!

It's easy! It's confusing! It's a little late, and only slightly amusing!

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