http://www.weaponsofcashdestruction.com/credit/n58.html Consolidate credit card debts only when you have a valid reason - which can be always. Fabricating a motive to consolidate credit card debts is the past time of kings - and now its your turn. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 There is never a bad time to go on the offensive against your credit card debts and take care of business. Even if they pose no immediate threat to your cash reserves, they are still there, still lurking around in that great desert just looking for that exact moment of weakness to blow your brains out. Pre-emtive, preventative, premeditated cashocide - whatever you want to call it, there is always a reason to consolidate credit card debts. And if you don't have a reason? Make one up! Creativity is key when you consolidate that credit card The need to do something about your credit won't just come up and slap you in the face. There will not be a morning when you suddenly wake up to find all your credit debts standing around your bed, staring down at you with grenades in their hands and self-sacrifice on their foul breath. Succinct is the word, complete subtlety - you won't know the urgency of your credit card situation until you actually take on the challenge and face your debts on the battle field. So forget protocol, forget arrangements or contracts and just lunge yourself into the heat of the battle. No matter what your reason: You want to create cash freedom in regions of your personal finances that are forever locked beneath the dictatorship of credit. Past credit atrocities forced upon your daddy move your hand with divine power and retribution. You know there is an essential resource beneath that huge cash void - the sweet nectar of credit! - and without action that resource might fall out form your control and you'd be stuck in line with the rest of humanity. So thank GOD for credit, and thank those wealthy lenders for offering us all the opportunity to consolidate credit card debts. Because without the opportunity we'd all be trapped in a world dominated by the tyrannical thrusting of a credit despot. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT