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Credit Counseling - Breaking News!!!

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Attention, citizens of the world. This information has just been made available to the public.

It is now being reported that there are, as we speak, millions of weapons of cash destruction on the loose.

Do NOT panic. Do not call 911. Do not call the military or your local government officials. Remain calm. Stay in your houses. While you are in your houses, be sure to contact a consumer credit counseling service and arrange to get credit counseling. It is the only known solution to get you out of debt within 5 years or less. The credit counseling companies will help you consolidate your debt, thereby reducing interest rates, late fees, and setting you on a path towards a stable future.

Repeat: There are, as we speak, weapons of cash destruction, waiting to destroy your credit and eat away at your savings. Do NOT panic. Do not flee. Remain calm and remain in your houses. Do NOT remain in debt.

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Citizens of the world, listen close. We have just received new information regarding these weapons at large. Apparently, there are more out there than expected. Worst of all, they can be found in your home. Be sure to turn off your television sets and do NOT, repeat, NOT log on to the internet. These devices, while moonlighting as vehicles for entertainment, are really just means for advertisers to expose you to their products. From online gambling to late night informercials selling juice machines, there are countless weapons of cash destruction, ready to destroy your credit. Avoid exposure to these weapons of cash destruction at ALL COSTS! Should you find yourself inadvertently exposed, seek credit counseling immediately. We are in the process of setting up a credit counseling hotline that you may call in the event that you need further information regarding this, or any other aspects of credit counseling.

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Credit Counseling Is The Only Way To Protect Yourself!

More info to come. Stay Tuned....

And contact a credit counseling agency and get yourself some good ol' credit counseling!